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BROCK OBAMA - Yes, we can catch'em all!


TAGS: brock barack obama pokemon president
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by James

aesop's folly - November 11, 2009, 7:55 am, #135810
smack smack* OI!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2009, 9:04 am, #128337
ON the corner....AK works ON the corner.
Eternal Lord Jackass - October 20, 2009, 9:01 am, #128336
You better join AK in that corner.
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 9:16 am, #72010
So long as Nurse Joy doesn't work for Osama...
Arrogant Knight - April 10, 2009, 8:53 am, #72002
Dammit, this made me chuckle... I'll go sit in the corner now. Sorry.


ROCKABILLY-THE PLACE WHERE AGEING GOTHS AND PUNKS GO TO RETIRE AND DIE. -


TAGS: rockabilly old goth punk
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Michael Hans

CANADA - September 3, 2009, 3:44 pm, #114680
k before I commit to saying anythin I need shamrock here to confirm if she is a she.


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm, #256517
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am, #241060
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm, #213103
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am, #183338
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm, #181113
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm, #155794
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm, #155790
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm, #155778
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm, #155031
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm, #154627
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm, #154626
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm, #154567
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm, #154554
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm, #154547
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm, #154540
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm, #154538
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am, #154533
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am, #154519
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am, #154517
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am, #154505
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm, #154465
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm, #154446

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm, #154432
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm, #154428
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm, #154423
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm, #154409
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm, #154408
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm, #154406
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm, #154397
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm, #154389
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm, #154388
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm, #154376
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm, #154373
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm, #154371
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm, #154369
Nicely done 5/5


OZZY OSBORNE - The very, very, very early years.




GEDDY LEE - If he played with more than 1 finger ...we would all die.


TAGS: rush geddy lee bass progressive rock
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by James Luther

bassist - May 23, 2009, 9:50 pm, #81727
Geddy = f*** YEAH!!!


TIME WARP -


TAGS: rocky horror time warp calendar
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by caveman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:19 pm, #246626
But it's the pelvic thru-uust that really drives you insaaaaane! Yes, a toast to absent friends.
Arvantillian - February 7, 2012, 6:11 am, #229064
perfect wording with just the right ph**o...5L from this warped wierdo!
Zetmonk - February 6, 2012, 5:25 am, #228997
How on earth did that happen?


TEAM ROCKET - Promoting transvestism since 1997.




SWEET TRANSVESTITE - They don't make 'em like this anymore.


TAGS: transvestite rocky horror cult classic
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Shyanne

Shyanne - December 2, 2009, 3:36 pm, #141835
gosh you know I don't really like this one anymore


WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.


TAGS: ww2 germans hitler nazi churchill rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by MustyK

DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:51 pm, #201019
5 lolz lions. IDk why, but as soon as i saw this i started laughing. Nice one.


Heart of Rock & Roll -


TAGS: rock roll concert fans huey lewis lyric
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 1:50 am, #251392
A young Stephen Hawking? I didn't know he like Rock and Roll.
nicholsjoshua15 - September 24, 2013, 1:57 pm, #249973
Wow, this is proof that Rock And Roll is good music with good fans.
BobbEdwards - September 14, 2013, 11:11 pm, #249664
Thanks!
Silverheart - September 14, 2013, 6:57 pm, #249648
Huey Lewis and the News are highly underrated. Great poster, Bobb!


PARTY ROCK ANTHEM - So popular, even Jesus is shufflin.




I HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER -




THE ROCK HAS AN M249 SAW - It doesn't matter what your argument is!


TAGS: m249 saw rock dwayne johnson
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by bigdaddywv

steve1961 - September 26, 2012, 11:20 pm, #239477
Riiiiight...the small stick must be a cane cuz the guy was born in 1940.
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:30 pm, #239471
Chuck Norris, has a small stick, The Rock is f*cked.
Coombsy007 - August 9, 2011, 7:59 pm, #222806
Lol forseti
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:24 am, #222738
My argument: So what?? I've all the ammo!


YOGA - Sometimes You Just Don't Feel Like It


TAGS: cobybrock com
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Coby Brock

agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 7:51 pm, #131001
Good one. Cute.


HOOAH DEFINED -


TAGS: hooah army rocket rpg
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by IxCHIEFxI

IxCHIEFxI - April 21, 2011, 12:24 am, #216948
Thank you both!!!
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:09 am, #216859
HOOAHx5! Nice job!
NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 2:06 am, #216844
5th 5...great work, Chief.
IxCHIEFxI - April 19, 2011, 7:42 pm, #216821
thank you whoever gave the 5 Ls.


GOLF - You're doing it right!


TAGS: kid rock golf beer
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Jeff X

Sean - August 24, 2009, 12:38 am, #111204
5 bucks says dufus there slices the Bud off into the trees.
MO - May 24, 2009, 1:58 am, #81769
Here's a little something for you service men. pam anderson was supposed to perform for a USO event and "called in sick". She was seen that night out partying with kid and david spade. Real classy. Not to sure I'm a big fan anymore.
Johnny - October 14, 2008, 12:04 am, #27465
Hells ya that's him. Red neck motha f***a... gotta love it.
jj - September 26, 2008, 6:30 pm, #23559
sure is
Erik the Viking - September 26, 2008, 6:26 pm, #23558
Isn't that Kid Rock?


REDNECK THANKSGIVING - Somehow I don't think this is the image that Norman Rockwell had in mind




DIPLOMACY -


TAGS: dogs diplomacy rock
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by AgentNoir

WTFO - May 21, 2011, 1:41 am, #218837
Been done, but this picture is admittedly of better quality. 10429
Life - May 20, 2011, 1:45 pm, #218813
amazing


TIMEWARP -


TAGS: rocky horror
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Airman

Arvantillian - February 18, 2012, 10:07 am, #229782
And then a step to the riiiight...
ICEMAN - February 16, 2012, 11:35 pm, #229730
It's astounding...


SUICIDE -


TAGS: suicide day comic fish balloon secure rope heavy rock parallelism
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 5:49 pm, #148819
Simple and strong... love it! 5L
Fatt Matt - December 29, 2009, 5:41 pm, #148818
Good find on the pic. Short/sweet delivery. Well done, sir!


APOPHIS -


TAGS: asteroid collision 2036 april friday 13 paper beats rock
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

pzykosiz - October 27, 2010, 6:05 pm, #199893
are they gonna create some giant scissors as well to protect us from the paper?
GreyScorpion - October 27, 2010, 5:45 pm, #199890
excellent 5L
Neener - October 27, 2010, 5:06 pm, #199883
I'll buy a whole case!
crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 5:05 pm, #199882
neener, it's called talent.
Neener - October 27, 2010, 4:55 pm, #199879
I want whatever you're on that made you come up with that angle.


THE 1990'S - Oh, how I miss them.


TAGS: 1990s cartoons animaniacs freakazoid ren and stimpy rockos modern life transformers beavis and b***head g i gi gijoe joe tiny toons the tick
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

SynIkaru - June 3, 2010, 3:23 am, #178909
this is why netflicks is the ****. they have all of these ion their instant list
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:53 am, #165440
I miss the 90's cartoons. I have to find them all on DVD now :(
pharaoh15 - March 18, 2010, 8:29 am, #165436
Where Are The Angry Beavers, Man give me a biig huug!
CANADA - February 15, 2010, 4:04 am, #158169
I was born in 90, and the only one of those i watched was Beevis and b***head
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 10:48 pm, #158132
What? No "Aaaah! Real Monsters"? Oh well. My favorite is still Looney Toons. Then again, that wasn't quite 90's since they were reruns when my mother watched them as a child.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 9:56 pm, #158130
Well as far as I know, Transformers were in comics way before the 90s, and even had a tv show in the 80s. But the best were in the 90s.
zammuelist - February 14, 2010, 9:48 pm, #158129
animaniacs and the original transformers were awesome
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:36 pm, #158113
Freakazoid... chimpanzee.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:59 pm, #158070
Heh, I am sure there were better shows in the 70's and 80's, but I am only turning 21 on May 9th. So I would not exactly "Miss" them.


MUSIC -


TAGS: rock forever fossil audio cassette
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by forseti

Bolverk37782 - April 21, 2011, 7:11 pm, #217029
YAH, See Soul Music by Terry Pratchet, THE BEAT GO'S ON.


LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! - She's a human!




ROCK -




J-ROCKERS - Masters of Genderbending You just never know.


TAGS: funny jrock japanese
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Hannah

JrockFTW - September 24, 2009, 10:33 pm, #121535
yeah this is a guy, it's Miyabi from Due' Le Quartz but he went solo and is now one of the biggest jrockers in japan under the name Miyavi
Claire - September 7, 2009, 11:51 pm, #115870
I vote male.
GAUZE - June 26, 2009, 3:09 pm, #90323
Yes, it is indeed male.
WhiteRaven - January 24, 2009, 3:48 am, #54106
Tis indeed a male. Probably from a japanese lol*** band....they rule.
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 8:12 pm, #49572
Judging by the facial structure and lack of any decernible bre***s, I'm gunna have to go with male.
Person - December 23, 2008, 10:37 am, #46226
Okay, well... The real question is, what gender is it? Seriously... Looks rather feminine though. (As a male that would be insulting.) Out of ignorance, I'll hope it is a female. If not... Shock... utter shock. Seriously comatose on a bed for a few


APOLLO CREED - Sometimes there really isn't a tomorrow.


TAGS: rocky
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by CajunCow

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 2:14 am, #152322
I was kidding you bastards......but the resemblance is there.
The Goat - January 12, 2010, 2:03 am, #152319
Carl Weathers - geez I remember when he played pro football in our town way back when! Great role - overshadowed Stallone a lot of the time.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:37 am, #152309
Duh.... Lando.
MrRandom - January 12, 2010, 1:33 am, #152306
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, sure?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 1:32 am, #152305
Is that T.C. from Magnum P.I?


CHUCK NORRIS - Tired and bored of using airbags for all of his stunts; Chuck resorted to using boulders to break his fall The boulders, however, were not pleased with this change


TAGS: chuck rock
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by FatherTyme

Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2010, 7:22 am, #208662
I love chuck norris jokes. It's nice to have a modern day folk hero.
TheOne - December 29, 2010, 12:17 pm, #208568
It made me smile 4L.
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 12:14 pm, #208567
I absolutely hate Chuck Norris, and the whole folklore that surrounds him. He's like 5'6 130lbs...I will refrain from voting on this one.


THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW - Letting us know who the weirdos are since 1975.


TAGS: rocky horror picture show
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by cj29

whatukno - May 22, 2010, 2:57 am, #177235
Columbia was the bomb, I would have so hit that.
MissRed - May 21, 2010, 12:41 pm, #177121
Hey hey hey! Just cause those guys were beast and anyone would love to do them is crazy dosen't mean we lay anyone.
Ed-Hyde - May 21, 2010, 9:10 am, #177084
Rocky Horror Picture Show, getting those weirdos laid since 1975.
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 8:25 pm, #176995
Frank N. Furter! My my I love this movie.
Derek - May 20, 2010, 8:00 pm, #176985
Colombia, Magenta and ummmm Frankie (what was his surname?)


LADY - You can become a rockstar .... as long as you stay in the kitchen.


TAGS: rock passion
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by jig



WHEN BUYING A USED CAR -


TAGS: greybeard rocknroll usedcar
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by sickartist

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 22, 2014, 11:29 pm, #253750
I believe it! I sense you speak from experience?
rerun - July 30, 2010, 7:45 pm, #187141

@Cubby, that is the real Justin Bieber (in real life his mom is a ****).
agdaniele - July 30, 2010, 7:37 pm, #187134
Beautiful. 5L
Cubbybear - July 30, 2010, 1:17 pm, #187074
God...Eddie Van Halen got old
Reality Lord - July 30, 2010, 10:21 am, #187056

now thats funny!


ROCK BOTTOM - when you ask out a blind chick and she tells you she's already seeing someone


TAGS: blind rock bottom denied
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by wonkycactus

doctorwholittle - February 21, 2011, 11:06 pm, #212874
Yessir... a palpable hit!
TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 9:54 am, #212832
well played
Waylander - February 20, 2011, 6:41 pm, #212786
Nicely done.
TheOne - February 18, 2011, 6:36 pm, #212678
Sir you made a homerun on your first swing,WTM!
wonkycactus - February 18, 2011, 5:15 pm, #212670
Thanks boys look forward to more
Feasibly - February 18, 2011, 10:17 am, #212657
I see what you're saying there Wonky. 5L
5150monkeylove - February 18, 2011, 9:50 am, #212654
One of the best debuts I have seen. 5L
rerun - February 18, 2011, 9:45 am, #212653

welcome to motifake, excellent 1st poster


Today's Music -


TAGS: classic music today s pop rock
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Iceman107

EmilioDumphque - July 23, 2015, 2:33 am, #262087
Did you ever hear Wilson Pickett's Sugar Sugar?
GaryO - July 21, 2015, 8:40 pm, #262079
Good point, 'cause lots of today's stuff is sure to be number two
nicholsjoshua15 - July 21, 2015, 8:27 pm, #262077
There's still plenty of great new music, remember the same year Jimmy Hendrix released "The Watch Tower" The Archies "Sugar Sugar" and it was #1, The year Smashing Pumpkins Released "Disarm" Billy Ray "Achy Breaky Heart" was #1.
EmilioDumphque - July 20, 2015, 7:40 pm, #262069
Angry young man poetry to a drumbeat isn't music.
Silverheart - July 20, 2015, 6:37 pm, #262066
Suck-ass music exists in every era, classic and contemporary. Get off of the top 40 channels, you just might find some good, new music.


I WANNA ROCK N ROLL - All Night And Potty Every Day


TAGS: potty rock
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - May 2, 2012, 9:39 pm, #234095
That's my grandson. His nickname is Thing One.
dy2012 - May 2, 2012, 11:10 am, #234061
nice


BURGESS MEREDITH -




CHAD KROEGER - He Wants To Be A Rockstar.


TAGS: nickelback chad kroeger chad kroeger rockstar
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by Glenn

sgrw - April 16, 2009, 5:00 pm, #73456
g** i love chad
Big Daddy - December 21, 2008, 10:23 pm, #45935
Stupid sheeple just hating on something because its "cool"
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 10, 2008, 3:21 am, #43195
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ! OH man let me catch my breath --- ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Big Daddy - December 10, 2008, 12:00 am, #43173
Nickelbacks not that bad
Suh-weet - November 20, 2008, 11:48 am, #38082
Dave, Kris, Rob, and Matt are certainly not amused...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 12, 2008, 3:00 pm, #14053
This is so bad I want to do the name game with it: lame lame bo bame banana fana fo fame fee fi mo mame..Lame!
Nero - August 12, 2008, 1:51 pm, #14041
Nah, I'm with Steve on this one. Copying and pasting a comic, then just repeating it? No imagination required.
Mr Miyagi - July 5, 2008, 3:52 pm, #8240
Actually i think its rather hilarious as it states the obvious. steve you have no idea of the concept of humour, i suggest you disconnect your modem and hang yourself with the cable... peace out baby :D
Steve - May 26, 2008, 11:18 am, #4359
This was such a wasted opportunity to make a witty comment about how much Nickleback suck, and instead you just repeat exactly what was said in the comic. Well done, dip****.


PERSEVERANCE - Don't cry next time you can't find your running headband


TAGS: rick allen def leppard rock hair metal
Rating: 3.19/5


PERSEVERENCE -




ENTREPRENEURISM -


TAGS: gahan wilson rocks
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

rerun - February 18, 2011, 9:55 am, #212656

pure win
pzykosiz - July 23, 2010, 1:26 am, #186012
funny ****. 5L's
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 10:32 am, #185855
Frickin sweet! I remember these days.... i mean um yea, look bacon.


CUTTING CORNERS - Doing so only creates more corners.


TAGS: paper scissors rock cutting corners
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 11:34 pm, #247314
Oooooh, I see what you did there :-D
joe3658 - July 3, 2013, 10:52 am, #247299
Depending on your angle, if you cut corners you go from being right to being obtuse.
GaryO - April 5, 2013, 8:28 am, #244882
Man, I’m gonna use this for our production group. Great visual! (for once I’m serious in the comment dept) ‘stealthier corners’…now that’s funny.
Iconoclast - April 5, 2013, 1:12 am, #244880
You just need to know the angles.
EmilioDumphque - April 4, 2013, 9:19 pm, #244874
But they're stealthier corners.


TRASH HEAP - a large, matronly, sentient compost heap “I’m orange peel, I’m coffee grounds, I’m wisdom!”


TAGS: fraggle rock
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by DSATHeDRiZZLe

Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 8:49 am, #167730
Pic overused...By me, 6 months ago.
booger13 - March 29, 2010, 8:33 am, #167725
i still dont get why this was rejected >__> i love fraggle rock esp KING DADDY , and dat cajun rite dere [mama trashheap] her 2 side kicks are kicka55
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 14, 2010, 10:16 am, #164733
bummmer...I thought I was being all retro with the Fraggle Rock pic...ah well
TheTrashHeap - March 14, 2010, 1:58 am, #164698
Also no orange peel, mostly coffee grounds and empty cigarette packs.
TheTrashHeap - March 14, 2010, 1:57 am, #164697
I do appreciate your change of heart Drizz and its not that I'm not grateful, just consider this constructive criticism... This pic has been used twice already and its THE Trash Heap. I'm still gonna give ya a 5 though.


THE ROCK - HAS COME BACK TO MOTIFAKE!




YOU SILLY -


TAGS: silly rocket time
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by almarpa

almarpa - July 15, 2010, 9:15 am, #184800
Haha! Nice! I know a sad and true story about an unexploded rocket found by an Army Doctor... But this pic is really funny
liamshaw - July 15, 2010, 9:00 am, #184799
my friend did this to his mum, theyr both in a better place now


OVERKILL - Because just when you think you've reached rock bottom, some prick hands you a shovel.




ROCK BATTLE -


TAGS: rocks crazy
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

NoBodyZ - January 8, 2011, 6:45 pm, #209431
awsome love it 5 rocks
TheOne - December 10, 2010, 4:51 pm, #206279
heh I laughed 4L
orbitalstress - December 8, 2010, 7:46 pm, #206104
ROFLMAO
Airman - December 8, 2010, 4:36 pm, #206089
LOL


GUITAR HERO - Keeping nerds away from real guitars since 2005




CHUCK NORRIS - And some people are afraid of global warming and terrorists...




ROCKS - Thats the way they are born.


TAGS: rocks born geology
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Frederico

Bartimaeus - September 6, 2009, 3:13 am, #115501
lol the guy from the Never Ending Story is getting some.


WARNING - Rocket propelled wheelchair zone!


TAGS: rocket propelled wheelchair
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Vitek

agdaniele - December 11, 2009, 11:57 pm, #144884
Heh heh.... handicap people can go fast.


ROCK BOTTOM -


TAGS: rock bottom
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

moooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 2:12 am, #83263
ok Todd. Get off my internet.
MO - May 30, 2009, 10:10 pm, #83177
I like to call it motihacking. Of course there's always mustyfaking as well.
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 10:03 pm, #83176
Todd is introducing old posters as his own.
MO - May 30, 2009, 9:56 pm, #83174
Yarr!!!
ThePirate - May 30, 2009, 9:51 pm, #83173
Why are we seeing posters that have been here for 2 years? This is crap
MO - May 30, 2009, 9:49 pm, #83170
You're there, so you can just quit now....


THE CAKE - Not a lie.


TAGS: cake rock alternative music band lie
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by Regression&Division

nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 1:13 am, #253988
I wish it had been a lie.
realogic - January 12, 2013, 5:22 pm, #242404
*known
realogic - January 12, 2013, 5:22 pm, #242403
To make the answer finally know. They are a band called "Cake" from Sacramento, California. It's amazing how easy it was to look up >.>...
EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2012, 12:37 am, #239092
Did they get left out in the rain?
GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 7:15 pm, #153792
Help me, what is this, some sort of band Spam??


TRIUMPH -


TAGS: rocket moon it happened space
Rating: 4.85/5

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mariand - June 23, 2012, 11:19 am, #236544
I say this because my daughter has win a basketball competition, scoring 28 out of 30 attempts, and this, only after six months of training... it's unbelievable, because she has win in front of girls which have been trained for years.
mariand - June 23, 2012, 2:41 am, #236539
amsome
Budog - June 22, 2012, 8:51 pm, #236530
Excellent! 5L


CLASSIC ROCKERS - Appearing soon at a Retirement Village near you.




QUEEN OF ROCK AND ROLL -


TAGS: of rock and roll
Rating: 3.11/5

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realogic - September 13, 2011, 12:28 pm, #224264
Considering this guy was a massive drug addict, alcoholic, and border line p******** (he used to pay 15yr old girls to dance in their panties on his bed while he watched and smoked) Thanks for the inspiration to other musicians now go away.
WTFO - September 17, 2009, 12:51 am, #118590
See I told you guys I'm not religious...I even misspelled Christ for Christ's sake.
WTFO - September 17, 2009, 12:50 am, #118589
Dude, this is so wrong. Hasn't the man gone through enough since his death? I mean his daughter married Michael Jackson for Crist's sake. Let him rest in peace (even though he's still alive eating peanut-b***er and banana sandwiches in the Bahamas).
RON - September 16, 2009, 10:24 pm, #118521
thx Mr. TS
Todd Snyder - September 16, 2009, 10:12 pm, #118517
Funny 5 LOL's for u.
Sean - January 4, 2009, 3:02 am, #49109
... so yer sayin' that Joan Jett was a ... a ... dude?!? well i don't care! I'm going in, and I ain't callin' for backup.
Narutarded - January 4, 2009, 2:43 am, #49102
Oh please. Everyone knows that Freddie Mercury was the Queen of rock 'n roll.
Toussiant - January 3, 2009, 9:44 am, #48890
Dual monarchy works. All hail the KING!


LED ZEPPELIN - Don't even attempt playing "Stairway to Heaven" unless you're the gods of Rock


TAGS: gods rock music
Rating: 2.36/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:24 pm, #253362
I never liked Led Zeppelin. Too many of their songs sounded the same.
rerun - July 29, 2010, 7:52 pm, #186990

If websense wasn't on my work I would give it a 2L, one from home & 1 from work.
BoneCD - July 28, 2010, 11:38 am, #186787
Sorry about that I meant Jimmy Page!
BoneCD - July 28, 2010, 11:37 am, #186786
Led got it's name from Keith Moon of the Who; Robert Plant asked him if he wanted to start a band together (RP was Joe ****er's lead guitarist at the time) and Keith said, "That will go over like a Lead Zeppelin..." They were both stoned at the time.
pzykosiz - July 28, 2010, 1:06 am, #186750
oh well. look's like 1L's all the way
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 1:02 am, #186748
MY bad. I typed in the rejection reason, and hit approval instead.


i saw a flower -


TAGS: rap dubstep rock emo metal
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - July 31, 2014, 7:08 pm, #255939
the rock version fits stairway to heaven... groovy


BROCK LESNAR - You Want To Be The One To Call Him "Wimpy"?


TAGS: brock lesnar burgers wimpy
Rating: 3.91/5

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GreyScorpion - July 27, 2010, 9:04 am, #186631
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger today". 5L


GEOLOGY -




ROCK ON - Phht in Flames




HIS NAME IS MOK - So thanks alot.


TAGS: mok my name is rock rule and heavy metal animation animated
Rating: 1.88/5

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BoneCD - August 1, 2009, 7:37 pm, #103659
That's a 1...You're going to f***ing die!
Sean - August 1, 2009, 3:46 pm, #103564
*"... you know wot's ..."
Sean - August 1, 2009, 3:46 pm, #103562
jalford, Hun, listen up, k? First you make some friends out there in the real world. Then you say to them, "Hey, you wot's cool ...." And just make sure the part that follows "cool" is age approprate to your (unfortunate) audience.


REVENGE -


TAGS: absolute fire absolutely rocks
Rating: 4.75/5

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spacedog - June 23, 2011, 4:53 pm, #220456
Oh I know squirrels are evil. They haven't tried to kill me either, but you know they would if given the chance.
Celwin - June 23, 2011, 4:21 pm, #220455
it wasn't the trees, them burning were just a byproduct of killing the true attacker.
spacedog - June 21, 2011, 5:32 pm, #220371
I like it too. I haven't had any trees try to kill me, but they better watch themselves all the same. 5L
deChelca - June 21, 2011, 2:00 pm, #220352
OOH! I like this one. heh heh heh >:)
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 4:23 am, #220339
Fav'd.. 5 Dishes, served cold


GUY FLEEGMAN - A character so awesome... no one remembers his last name 'till the END of the movie


TAGS: guy fleegman galaxy quest rockwell
Rating: 3.38/5

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fan4camping - May 13, 2012, 8:59 am, #234576
Sorry, I got caught up in the article about Gwen's c*****ge.
MPsniper - May 13, 2012, 7:49 am, #234570
GREAT movie !


WIKIPEDIA - According to it, a war between China and Japan erupted because of a dispute over the rules of an ancient form of Rock, Paper, Scissors... Wait what?




YES YOUR HOLINESS - We most certainly are.


TAGS: pokerbrowneye pope rock
Rating: 2.43/5
thehattinninja - August 22, 2008, 4:37 pm, #16212
hells yeah


BE DIPLOMATIC - "Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock." Will Rogers




GUD SPELLARS DIMINISH PERPLEXITY -


TAGS: grammar calendar rock salt sign
Rating: 3.78/5

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falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:47 pm, #226078
No, you're not.
MashiMashi - November 14, 2011, 7:08 am, #225787
Am I the only one who hears banjos playing?......


ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS... - 120 mm high explosive shell beats rock, I win!


TAGS: rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.11/5

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lolwut - August 7, 2009, 12:09 am, #105465
they tried to exterminate them, but like ****roaches, they keep comin back for more.
oh shuddup - January 16, 2009, 1:57 pm, #52386
meh f***in jews always being all in yo face......the lot shouda been exterminated
Jazzhole - July 20, 2008, 3:43 pm, #10421
I kinda lol'd


BADASSITUDE - Because you'll never be this awesome crushing a picture




LOFTY AMBITIONS -


TAGS: rock climber
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - March 10, 2013, 1:55 pm, #244187
Thanks Silver.
Silverheart - March 10, 2013, 11:31 am, #244180
The last line... had me laugh chuckle guffawing like a buffoon. 'wet thuds'... priceless! 5Ls.


JIMMY PAGE - Words will never describe the awesome


TAGS: jimmy rock guitar
Rating: 3.07/5

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doubet - May 21, 2010, 12:02 pm, #177112
Ok I understand thanks fellas
rerun - April 25, 2010, 9:42 pm, #173517

no need to worry. I just liked The Who, Stones & Joplin better
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 9:16 pm, #173515
You worry me sometimes, rerun. Led Zep rules.
GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 7:31 pm, #173501
love Led Zep, 2nd albun I ever bought was LZ 4, but I'll speak for face, lots of guitar hero posters in a row, more tribute than funny
rerun - April 25, 2010, 7:30 pm, #173500

canot stand them
doubet - April 25, 2010, 7:29 pm, #173498
If you don't mind me asking. Don't you like Led Zepplin?
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 3:10 pm, #168680
change your tune doubet


WINTER TOTALLY ROCKS! -




TEAM LUKE OR TEAM HAN - only Leia can decide


TAGS: twilight sucks star wars rocks
Rating: 2.55/5

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Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 4:36 pm, #224641
and Luke's her brother.
rnbw00 - August 31, 2011, 4:29 pm, #223765
And she did. since she & Han had 3 or 4 kids.


JOE PERRY - Angus Young's Bitch


TAGS: rock music guitar
Rating: 1.29/5

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TBirdFirster - May 3, 2012, 6:16 pm, #234119
Man you know its true AC/DC blows Aerosmith out of the water; to put it mildly, Aerosmith has been Thunderstruck!
440wakeup - August 10, 2010, 10:51 pm, #188701
Why you got 2 hate


The Gang -




ROCK & ROLL HELL -


TAGS: rock and roll challenge iceman
Rating: 4.81/5

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FredricT - January 1, 2011, 9:46 am, #208846
Carpenters only filling in until Yoko gets there
azpete42 - December 27, 2010, 7:43 pm, #208440
5Ls for sheer awesomeness!
Cubbybear - December 27, 2010, 1:36 pm, #208415
Waughhhhhhhh.....close to you! 5L


LES PAUL -


TAGS: inventor pioneer guitarist rock music
Rating: 4.55/5

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Shogun - June 15, 2011, 11:13 am, #220043
Excellent!
FatherTyme - June 10, 2011, 8:01 pm, #219852
5 raised & lit Bic lighters


BUCK ROGERS - Making Rocket-Ships, Jet-Packs, Ray-Guns, and Hyphens Awesome Since 1928


TAGS: rogers raygun rocketship awesome futurism
Rating: 4.2/5

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falloutghoul - June 24, 2012, 9:14 pm, #236593
DUCK DODGERS, in the 24th and 1/2 CENTURY!


YOU THERE - Your lack of faith is disturbing... man.


TAGS: vader rock guitar star wars
Rating: 3.73/5

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CloudchaserS - March 19, 2012, 5:13 am, #231616
They should do a dual tour :-)
jejeloman - March 18, 2012, 2:56 pm, #231594
yeah and there's also "Ewok Band" if you want to see :D
CloudchaserS - March 18, 2012, 12:43 pm, #231587
I thought that he played bass and Luke & Han played the six strings (Image google star wars rock band)


RPG FAIL - That's why i never let a rookie use that!




GORONS - Their massive muscles will scare you; their rock hard man nipples will scar you for life.


TAGS: goron rock hard n******
Rating: 2.46/5

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spitfire111 - January 5, 2009, 11:40 pm, #49624
wahhhh, mind f***. Why do I got to see that..


PERSISTANCE - Never knowing when to stop.




GREASY LIGTHNING SPEED - If you catch that chicken, you'll have some


TAGS: rocky
Rating: 2.3/5

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POWERTHIRST - It's energy for men! MENERGY!!!


TAGS: power thirst powerthirst kenyans menergy shocklate meth crystal meth rocket can rocketcan rawberry snake eyes anna kournikova
Rating: 2.16/5

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GoForthAndDie - November 9, 2008, 5:23 pm, #34815
He's just a sucker with no self-esteem/Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Tony-USAF - September 24, 2008, 4:47 pm, #22950
Mother Nature will be like "sloooow doooown" and you'll be like, "fu*k you!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:45 pm, #20878
Lmao! Menergy!


MEMORY LANE - has a lot of inhabitants


TAGS: fraggle rock singalong
Rating: 4.58/5

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Rick69 - June 27, 2012, 4:40 pm, #236695
... Speechless ... Might as well let the music do the talking then ...
Iconoclast - June 27, 2012, 2:43 pm, #236691
I wonder what the number would be if anyone added up all of the 5L's given to Airman's posters. It would be an astounding number.
Airman - June 27, 2012, 12:22 pm, #236686
just trying to get some in before they're all gone!
GaryO - June 27, 2012, 8:17 am, #236682
Time is such a precious thing, and the Airman spends it so well……5 more (yawn) lions
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2012, 2:08 am, #236670
It 5eems that I’m always going down memory lane when Airman makes a motifake.
CloudchaserS - June 26, 2012, 10:19 pm, #236666
Loved that show when I was a pup :-)


PUNK RAT - No rules just kick ass rock !




INSPIRATION - The light at the end of the tunnel has a way of bringing a smile to your face.


TAGS: looney tunes cartoons rock
Rating: 4.22/5

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agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 2:15 am, #187738
Very nice.


SELF-ESTEEM -


TAGS: life time human nature joke sin pride sea star rock fail
Rating: 3.55/5

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spacedog - October 20, 2009, 5:21 pm, #128459
Well done. 5L.


VOLCANOLOGIST -




DESTINY - Some were born to rock


TAGS: greg baby destiny rock
Rating: 2.51/5

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lol - February 5, 2009, 7:03 pm, #57202
Thats gold, so wish i had one like that.
BANJAXED - August 31, 2008, 10:08 pm, #18000
Buy this little tyke an AC/DC CD
Redfield - July 12, 2008, 8:11 pm, #9138
luckiest parents ever...m/
TigerKid - June 30, 2008, 5:17 pm, #7678
We salute you.
Eric D. - June 30, 2008, 1:44 am, #7609
wicked.
Andres - May 8, 2008, 11:27 am, #3066
lml
KDP3 - May 4, 2008, 3:38 am, #2806
m/
Roamer - May 3, 2008, 9:31 pm, #2795
That will be MY son/daughter...I hope


GLAM ROCK - A little Poison is good for you every now and then.


TAGS: poison glam rock
Rating: 2.48/5

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Agamemnon218 - August 18, 2008, 11:59 am, #15210
Not sure about that, but I'm pretty sure that C.C.'s liver and kidneys are about 97years old by now!
aPauling - August 18, 2008, 10:26 am, #15190
Is this picture from a Geritol commercial?


PAPER - Beats rock.


TAGS: paper beats rock
Rating: 1.53/5

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Christopher - March 31, 2009, 4:39 am, #69231
Wow, that's awesome. WPWW
Seb - December 20, 2008, 6:56 pm, #45746
Should have Churchill with his peace sign, saying "Scissors beats Paper"


AWESOME MOVIE -




WOO-HOO!!! - Contract dispute solved, The Simpsons are on for another two seasons!!!


TAGS: simpsons rock
Rating: 4.45/5

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DavidEMartin - October 11, 2011, 3:29 pm, #224951
Cloud, consider how many tens if not hundreds of millions each episode generates for Fox. Fox execs were just greedy and looking to display their power. Look for a lot more well-deserved attacks on Fox within the Simpsons these next two years.
CloudchaserS - October 9, 2011, 11:51 am, #224852
I hear the voice actors were wanting $500k an episode. They settled for $300k. Makes me wonder how long it takes to record an episode, how much effort it is on their part and how much revenue each episode is worth


WOODSTOCK 1969 -




-


TAGS: rock god insane great song
Rating: 4.14/5

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Rhovanmark - February 15, 2012, 7:46 pm, #229641
1 Of my fave songs.


Wile E Coyote -


TAGS: coyote fan rock danger
Rating: 4/5

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Bandit5906 - May 30, 2014, 11:22 am, #255095
Looks like a woman?


CAMOUFLAGE - Note her excellent use of earth tones to blend into the desert environment


TAGS: september challenge military h** women rock camo
Rating: 3.46/5

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TheSarge - November 10, 2009, 1:05 pm, #135558
Saw her in Bagram back in 02...couldn't find an empty por***otty on the whole d*** base that night.
Bah - November 6, 2009, 10:31 am, #134559
...yep, that definitely says "Combat ra**"
richai - October 22, 2009, 11:30 pm, #129790
Leeann Tweeden FTW! long time viewer, first time poster.
temp - October 4, 2009, 8:04 pm, #123908
Does her shirt say "1969 Combat ra**"?
BoneCD - September 29, 2009, 12:12 am, #122539
I wonder how much that pen would go for on EBay...
Derek - September 28, 2009, 6:18 pm, #122456
At the front line of the moral-booster division


DEMOCRACY - When "God bless America" starts flashing, just press the button, miss.




70'S ROCK PART I - Rock on!!!!


TAGS: music rock 70 s
Rating: 2.75/5

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north star - July 25, 2009, 12:43 pm, #99862
Great memories!
Derek - July 20, 2009, 10:46 pm, #97457
That's right, you have join the crowd and listen to crap. "Tell it like it is" - an expression from the 70's. ;-)
Call it like it is - July 20, 2009, 10:14 pm, #97454
just get out of jail? We are in the 20th now...come on! Join the crowd..fag


RUSSIAN BOXERS - He's on steroids? No way!


TAGS: russia russian ivan drago rocky balboa box boxers boxing
Rating: 2.64/5

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FatherTyme - June 22, 2011, 1:49 pm, #220405
"I must break you" arguably the best one that i've seen...


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